I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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