Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
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Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
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Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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