the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
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Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
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I just had sex on a roof
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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