I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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