Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
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She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
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I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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