I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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