everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
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New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
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Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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