Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Randomize
