I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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