I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
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then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
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Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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