It's like God shit irony all over that family
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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