Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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