no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I am naked and annoyed.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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