Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
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After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
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im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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