better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
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I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
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After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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