Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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