You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
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I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
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Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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