weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
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he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
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I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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