since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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