Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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