babies were throwing up all over the place
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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