i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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