I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
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pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
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My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
wow bdsm is so cute
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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