the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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