There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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