***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
