Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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