She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
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Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
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...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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