dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
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I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
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had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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