Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
