Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
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you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
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I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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