careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
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i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
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That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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