I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
Randomize