ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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