New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
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