He is an equal opportunity slut.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Your shirt... Was in my pants
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
Randomize
