O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Randomize
