why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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