I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
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He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I just blew my weed a kiss
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I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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