quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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