you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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