he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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