He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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