btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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