Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
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You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
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As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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