But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
meet me or not, i'm out of control
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
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