when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
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Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
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I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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