He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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