HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
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He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
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and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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