Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
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Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
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Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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