hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
You can't motorboat a personality
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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