just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
farters have to be the big spoon...
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
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Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
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After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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