His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
meet me or not, i'm out of control
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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