i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
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Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
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The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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