Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
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I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
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A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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