He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
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